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Lirik lagu al yankovic
They showed up on my doorstepJust a couple weeks ago.They looked so sweet and harmless.Tell me, how was I to know?They got a little too close to the microwave,And then much to my surprise,They grew to forty thousand times their original size.They started .. Read »
Lirik lagu Asshole Sun Weird Al Yankovic
In his eyes, I'm full grown29 and still at homeRaid the fridgeFeed my faceI'm a son thats a disgraceLiving freeDon´t pay rentBrought the car back with a dentI'm asleepCounting sheepThought I heard him scream againAsshole son, you're a bumYou trashed the c.. Read »
Lirik lagu Another One Rides The Bus Weird Al Yankovic
Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,And the place was pretty packed.Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,With the perverts in the back.It was smellin' like a locker room.There was junk all over the floor.We're already packed in like sardines,But we're s.. Read »
Lirik lagu Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic
Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleedingThis is my last resort'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mindWish somebody would tell me I'm fineLosing my sight, losing my mindWish somebod.. Read »
Lirik lagu Amoeba Weird Al Yankovic
The Amoeba is so small you needA microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede, I'd rather see then be oneThey never sing or laugh or talkOr eat fondeaux or ciche And if you take one for a walk You need a tiny leashI know the thing must have a.. Read »
Lirik lagu Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds t.. Read »
Lirik lagu Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic
Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt yo.. Read »
Lirik lagu Alligator Weird Al Yankovic
Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions laterAlthough his lifestyle may seem crass,I really wouldn't knock it He'd never wear a shirt that has A yuppie on the pocket.. Read »
Lirik lagu Alimony Weird Al Yankovic
Here she come now, wants her alimony.Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now.Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.'Cause she took my house...my car,My shoes...and my.. Read »
Lirik lagu Albuquerque Weird Al Yankovic
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop... You know the place... Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything.. Read »